Reasons I Hate Driving

Driving.

UGH.

I hate driving, it's what brings my days down. I wake up smiling and my mornings are always so awesome, but then I have to drive to preschool and work. The second I start my truck, I know my smile is going to turn. Some days, I'm so tired I can just "zone out" and ignore my hatred for driving, but most days I curse everyone and everything on the road.

I have a list of reasons why I hate driving - 

1. Red lights, including stop lights AND break lights.
2. Break light tappers. You know who you are *shudders*
3. Drivers going under the speed limit.
4. Being stuck behind those drivers going under the speed limit.
5. The douche driver next to you keeping you trapped behind the driver going under the speed limit.
6. The double doucher behind you honking because you're stuck being the driver going under the speed limit.
7. Other drivers talking on their cell phones.
8. Drivers not using their turn signals, especially when they cut in front of you.
9. Drivers swerving to switch lanes at a stop light so they're at the front.
10. Drivers swerving to the RIGHT LANE at a stop light, to be at the front, blocking you from making a right turn.
11. Cars getting so close, they're ready for a make-out sesh with your bumper.
12. Old people drivers.
13. Buses.
14. RUSH HOUR ON THE FREEWAY
15. The fact that I'm not driving my Porche Panamera.

So, I hate driving.